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Eric Thames Arms
Tangents this week include Eric Thames’ arms, O. Henry, and Ironman’s math skills, which it turns out are better than Patti’s. Spring Training games have started yet t...
BONUS: Coach Whitey
Coach Andrew Whitener (Coach Whitey), head strength and conditioning coach at DC Dynasty and owner of District Performance, talks with Patti and the Pottymouth about t...
Premeditated Retaliation
Did the Red Sox really do their due diligence around Alex Verdugo? Police reports indicate otherwise. But he just wants to move on. Astros owner Jim Crane apologized b...
Defense Against the Dark Arts
New information on the Astros cheating scandal implicates interns, Excel, and Harry Potter. Were the right people punished? At the time of recording, the Mookie Betts...
A Squirrel, a Polar Bear, the Beast and Superman walk into a bar...
We get way into the weeds around the Astros cheating scandal and cite a few studies trying to get at what players were doing. Pottymouth channels her inner Whitney to ...
Just Wait ‘Til Next Year, Omar
Patti and the Pottymouth pull out their Mom cred to jump on Scott Boras’ assertions that the Astros players don’t need to apologize. We stay clear of ongoing investiga...
A Little Bit Happy, A Little Bit WTF
Boyfriends this week come from the Rangers and the Cubs. We are overjoyed to cheer on Alyssa Nakken, the first female full time coach in the majors, and give Gabe Kapl...
Patti Breaks up with Anthony Rendon
Patti explains Arbitration, and runs through NCIB boyfriends past and present heading down the file and trial road. Mookie and Cody set records for deals.
Wild Boars, WAR, and A*&hole of the Year Award
In the first episode of the new year, we bestow our very first A*&hole of the year award to Domingo Germán, who earned the league’s longest suspension for violation of...
Growing Into His Man Muscles
This week’s baseball boyfriends represent the Seattle Mariners and Colorado Rockies and include an actual smackdown. Moving forward from the tragedy that was the death...
Boba Fett, Baseball Boyfrend
Patti marks the release of the latest Star Wars movie by spoiler-free naming Boba Fett, er, Bo Bichette, her Blue Jays boyfriend for 2020. We realize we might actually...
Pottymouth and The Punisher
Pottymouth is all in for Aristides “The Punisher” Aquino as her new Reds boyfriend. Anthony Rendon is leaving is for the Angels where he can hide behind Mike Trout and...
Pierogis vs. Presidents
Patti provides helpful career advice to Pottymouth by comparing job postings for favorite mascots. We profile our new Orioles boyfriends and we talk about the bi-parti...
Manos de Seda
We dabble in boyfriends of long ago and just yesterday before we receive suggestions from experts, on the first batch of baseball boyfriends for 2020. Patti sneaks in ...
Major Rant About the Minor Leagues
Patti and the Pottymouth go off on MLB’s plan to gut the minor leagues. Patti reminds us what this whole “Rule 5 Draft” is about and why you’ve been hearing about whic...
Be Better Than This
We can’t avoid the Astros’ sign-stealing scandal, so we lean right in. Pottymouth catches us up on the Premier 12, and how the only Americans going to the Olympics for...
That’s Junior Pottymouth to You
Silver Sluggers are announced and a few NCiB boyfriends collect awards. Pattie begins to baby step through baseball stats. We cross-train with women's soccer and Junio...
So Much Crying in Baseball
We note once or twice that the Washington Nationals won the World Series. Scott Boras manages all of the top three Free Agents and has Ideas about shortening the seaso...
A Capella Means No Shirt, Right?
The “Calma” in the Nationals clubhouse is so much more delightful than the toxic culture over at the Astros. Awards are given to the league’s best relievers and the ML...
Dead Balls, Baby Sharks, and the Elusive Shotski
In an unexpected role reversal, Pottymouth steers us away from shotskis and towards responsible behavior and making amends. Patti, meanwhile, says “balls” too much, an...
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bandwagon
Part-way through the AL and NL championship rounds, we welcome bandwagon fans. Come on board, we’ll make room for everyone and don’t let anyone tell you you don’t belo...
That F*%#ing Chop
We haven't had a rant like this in a while, so get ready. Pottymouth goes off on that f*%#ing Tomahawk Chop. Everybody was mad at Ronald Acuna Jr. for not one but two ...
We Say “Groin” Way Too Much
In the calm between the regular season and the start of the postseason, we review, regroup, revile, and rejoice.
Chasing History with Pete, Ronald, and Nick
With one week left in the season, is there enough time for Pete Alonso to break the record for home runs by a rookie? Eugenio Suarez breaks the record for homeruns by ...
Holy Crap, it’s the 100th Episode!
So many guys are out for the rest of the season. Some from random and heartbreaking injury, and some from preventable mayhem. The grooming segment is back, celebrati...
Wilson Ramos stole that base fair and square.
After 3364 plate appearances, Wilson Ramos finally stole a base. Ronald Acuña Jr. stole the very same base to join the 30-30 club. Who gets the base? It’s a boyfrien...
Christian Yelich Shows Us a Little Something Extra
Christian Yelich just keeps racking up the points as Patti’s Brewer’s boyfriend. Anthony Rendon and Juan Soto hit historic back to back homers. We continue to prove we...
Dammit Hamate
Players Weekend gave us some fashion statements we loved, and some we really didn’t appreciate. Bone issues keep taking our baseball boyfriends and the second woman um...
Put Us in, Paige, we’re Ready to Play
Patti and the Pottymouth may be updating resumes after our conversation with Paige Hegedus, Manager, Special Events and Affiliate Programming for Minor League Baseball.
“When Guys Shirts Come Off…”
All the young dudes, okay, many young dudes, get some attention from Patti and the Pottymouth this week. Our Atlanta Boyfriends, Ronald Acuna Jr. and Ozzie Albies, are...