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Breaking Records is Fun

Milestones both personal and historic are in reach, and our baseball boyfriends are all over it. We ponder rooting for or against these achievements either as a spoile...

Enforce it, But Wink

Theme beer powers our talk of the minor league union, the appropriate time for sunflower seeds, Bobby's qHar and every one of Pasquantino’s syllables. We prep you for ...

Ban the Wave, Not the Shift

New Rules! New Union! Old Boyfriends! We've got details and opinions. We say “five hole,” “the pepper grinder was unsanctioned,” and “yay, old guys!”

Even the Mascot has Game Face

The MLBPA takes steps to unionize Minor League players and we are here for it. There's a new league leader in qHAR. We review bad decisions by players AND fans. We say...

The O's Bandwagon has Cocktails

We celebrate the streak of Adolis Garcia, the resurgence of TJ Friedl, and the homecoming of Gavin Sheets, and ask important questions like “anyone know where to get ...

Maybe His Frontal Cortex will Grow

After a get to know you tequila shot, Suzy of the new Bourbon & Baseball podcast, and our own fantasy league, joins Pottymouth for this week’s show while Patti lif...

The Stars Were Bright, Fernando

Tatis, Jr. has disappointed his teammates, his coaches, and perhaps most terrifying, Abba-singing moms. We say, “Don’t eat things that are suspect,” “Assistant Captain...

Channel Your Inner Ted Lasso

The trade deadline gave us all the feels from “Baseball is Fun” to so much crying in baseball. We say “Social Justice Josh Wash,” “So many neeners,” and “Cannabis” an ...

We're Steeped in Something

Patti and West Coast Correspondent Deborah boldly and incorrectly assume that the absence of Pottymouth = absence of outside words and mentions of Kiké. We rant anew a...

Eat the Rich, Drink Tequila

Manfred proves himself even more out of touch with the minors than ever before, and Patti rants. Big Papi is inducted into the Hall of Fame, and Pottymouth glows. Gir...

Safety is Job One

Pottymouth and Matt Carpenter's bat are both back from The Dead. Is $440 million really not enough? We talk nature vs nurture in draft picks and boldly predict the Der...

Walk-Off Bingo

Pottymouth returns from Fenway with stories of a hero named Jeter. The Os force Patti into devising a walk-off bingo card. There's a plan for the World Baseball Classi...

Apologies to the Women and Children

Freddie has a no good, very bad week, Jarren gets un-dumped, Jessie gets a pizza, and there's a whole 'nother Abigail Situation. Max > Stras, more pitchers speak ou...

Stop SAYING Things

Patti and The Pottymouth bring you the SCOTUS rant you knew was coming, complete with checklists. We remind you that you personally can ruin a no-hitter (or a combined...

Moms agree, We are the Concussion Cure

Patti and guest host Avery talk college softball, questionable qHar, "sticking to sports," and the Mets surprising us in a multitude of ways. Pottymouth checks in from...

I’ll get the Woo, You get the Hoo

We enjoy a boyfriend HR barrage, including three in a row off Gerrit Cole. There's lobbying for qHAR points and adding the "I don't care" tool. We encourage action aga...

Pride and Prejudice

MLB celebrates Pride month except where it doesn't. The Ohio House sneaks horrific language about a mandatory verification process for "suspected" trans school athlet...

In our fantasy league, no one gets slapped

This week was a tipping point in “sticking to sports” as calls for sensible gun laws permeated media interviews, video boards, and social media. Patti and the Pottymou...

Inside (the) Baseball

Dr. Meredith Wills joins us to science the heck out of baseball construction, throwing humidors into the mix of what's up with the ball this year. Adley Rutschman's ca...

I Could Be Pitchcom

Forever Boyfriends past and present walk, cycle, and switch hit into history. Cuba and Curaçao put Serie del Caribe 2023 on our calendars early. There are superpowers,...

Orange Makes it Brunch

Our Mother's Day recording features an unusual number of people named Pottymouth, a AAA visit to boyfriends past, yet more Adley Watch and fourth graders meeting hero...

Fight Me

Christian Pache, the Contreras brothers and the “brothers” from the Bahamas warm our hearts this week, and even under suspension Trevor Bauer is exhausting. We are off...

The Wrong Kind of Beer Parade

In this snack-sized episode, Patti and Pottymouth hit the road to see some High-A baseball and record on location at Wilmington Brew Works. Yankees fans pelt Guardians...

Rum is the Death of Us

Alyssa Nakken does her job and history is made. Alec Bohm is a pottymouth, Ke'Bryan Hayes gets beer money, and we take Albert Pujols very personally. We say “fragile m...

Don’t Question the Voice in Your Head

Our opening weekend reviews are in! We've got highlights from Seth Beer, Teo Hernandez, Bobby Witt Jr., and Nelson Cruz, and lowlights from bench-clearing conversation...

Udders Up!

Patti and the Pottymouth boldly predict the upcoming season’s award winners and champions. Our logic is as airtight as you would expect. We say “the piña poof,” “Say Y...

Vigilant and Unpredictable

Patti and the Pottymouth reveal their Fantasy Boyfriend Baseball rosters for the new season, backing up their selections with references to Wardle vs Wordle strategies...

March is Mad and Rocking

We introduce our fantasy league pitching squads from the Giants and Hammers, catch you up with the splashy homecomings and big bat moves involving former NCiB boyfrien...

Ideally, You Have an Adult Beverage in One Hand

In this super-sized episode we walk you through the new CBA, choose Rays and Giants boyfriends, and nurse Pottymouth through a harsh baseball boyfriend break-up. We sa...

Can We Also Ban Rob Manfred?

There should be a new NCiB drinking game for the number of times we say “league-imposed lock-out” in this episode. Astros and Dodgers boyfriend picks! We say “our pal ...

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