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For Entertainment Purposes Only

We've got your award winners, your non-tenders, horrifying cross-training with the World Cup, and affection for how Team Japan is shaping up. We say “doing collusion,...

Festive and Caramelized

The quiet period is over and here comes the Free Agency season. Who gets to play winter ball, and who *should* get to play winter ball? We look ahead to important girl...

Whatever, We Were Half Right

We're happy for Dusty, note that we had man of the hour Jeremy Peña first, and celebrate sexy defense. We say "drunk and appreciative," "I want to go to Aruba to think...

Youthful Exuberance and School Nights

Astros in 5 or Phillies in 6? Businesslike or scrappy? Sympathy for the old guys or celebration of the kids? We're two games into the World Series and we have opinions...

Blame it On The Rain

We wanted the scrappy NLCS to go on forever. We've got weirdos, freak accidents, happy mom stuff, conspiracy theories, and that's just our postseason BFs. Pay attentio...

Your Effin’ Guy Has Earned My Effin’ Admiration

Playoff ponderings include the rise of the underdogs, just how many non-baseball things you can do during an 18-inning game and still see most of it, and the lefty veg...

Feeding our AL East Revenge Needs

Wildcard weekend brought us revenge fantasies, crazy game length records, SpongeBob walk-offs, shirtless cellies, multiple greatest comebacks of all time, shoes on hea...

Eye of the Beholder

We set up Wildcard Weekend and look ahead to the returns of Ohtani and Miggy. A hair theme connects the MiLB Player of the year, Autism Awareness, and a sea troll. Per...

Breaking Records is Fun

Milestones both personal and historic are in reach, and our baseball boyfriends are all over it. We ponder rooting for or against these achievements either as a spoile...

Enforce it, But Wink

Theme beer powers our talk of the minor league union, the appropriate time for sunflower seeds, Bobby's qHar and every one of Pasquantino’s syllables. We prep you for ...

Ban the Wave, Not the Shift

New Rules! New Union! Old Boyfriends! We've got details and opinions. We say “five hole,” “the pepper grinder was unsanctioned,” and “yay, old guys!”

Even the Mascot has Game Face

The MLBPA takes steps to unionize Minor League players and we are here for it. There's a new league leader in qHAR. We review bad decisions by players AND fans. We say...

The O's Bandwagon has Cocktails

We celebrate the streak of Adolis Garcia, the resurgence of TJ Friedl, and the homecoming of Gavin Sheets, and ask important questions like “anyone know where to get ...

Maybe His Frontal Cortex will Grow

After a get to know you tequila shot, Suzy of the new Bourbon & Baseball podcast, and our own fantasy league, joins Pottymouth for this week’s show while Patti lif...

The Stars Were Bright, Fernando

Tatis, Jr. has disappointed his teammates, his coaches, and perhaps most terrifying, Abba-singing moms. We say, “Don’t eat things that are suspect,” “Assistant Captain...

Channel Your Inner Ted Lasso

The trade deadline gave us all the feels from “Baseball is Fun” to so much crying in baseball. We say “Social Justice Josh Wash,” “So many neeners,” and “Cannabis” an ...

We're Steeped in Something

Patti and West Coast Correspondent Deborah boldly and incorrectly assume that the absence of Pottymouth = absence of outside words and mentions of Kiké. We rant anew a...

Eat the Rich, Drink Tequila

Manfred proves himself even more out of touch with the minors than ever before, and Patti rants. Big Papi is inducted into the Hall of Fame, and Pottymouth glows. Gir...

Safety is Job One

Pottymouth and Matt Carpenter's bat are both back from The Dead. Is $440 million really not enough? We talk nature vs nurture in draft picks and boldly predict the Der...

Walk-Off Bingo

Pottymouth returns from Fenway with stories of a hero named Jeter. The Os force Patti into devising a walk-off bingo card. There's a plan for the World Baseball Classi...

Apologies to the Women and Children

Freddie has a no good, very bad week, Jarren gets un-dumped, Jessie gets a pizza, and there's a whole 'nother Abigail Situation. Max > Stras, more pitchers speak ou...

Stop SAYING Things

Patti and The Pottymouth bring you the SCOTUS rant you knew was coming, complete with checklists. We remind you that you personally can ruin a no-hitter (or a combined...

Moms agree, We are the Concussion Cure

Patti and guest host Avery talk college softball, questionable qHar, "sticking to sports," and the Mets surprising us in a multitude of ways. Pottymouth checks in from...

I’ll get the Woo, You get the Hoo

We enjoy a boyfriend HR barrage, including three in a row off Gerrit Cole. There's lobbying for qHAR points and adding the "I don't care" tool. We encourage action aga...

Pride and Prejudice

MLB celebrates Pride month except where it doesn't. The Ohio House sneaks horrific language about a mandatory verification process for "suspected" trans school athlet...

In our fantasy league, no one gets slapped

This week was a tipping point in “sticking to sports” as calls for sensible gun laws permeated media interviews, video boards, and social media. Patti and the Pottymou...

Inside (the) Baseball

Dr. Meredith Wills joins us to science the heck out of baseball construction, throwing humidors into the mix of what's up with the ball this year. Adley Rutschman's ca...

I Could Be Pitchcom

Forever Boyfriends past and present walk, cycle, and switch hit into history. Cuba and Curaçao put Serie del Caribe 2023 on our calendars early. There are superpowers,...

Orange Makes it Brunch

Our Mother's Day recording features an unusual number of people named Pottymouth, a AAA visit to boyfriends past, yet more Adley Watch and fourth graders meeting hero...

Fight Me

Christian Pache, the Contreras brothers and the “brothers” from the Bahamas warm our hearts this week, and even under suspension Trevor Bauer is exhausting. We are off...

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