All Episodes
Displaying 421 - 450 of 468 in total
#49 - Zoom Zoom Asuaje
Patti can’t stop saying “clinch,” and Pottymouth can’t stop saying “Red Sox.” Mookie Betts, Jose Ramirez, and Francisco Lindor all make history with their bats and the...
#48 - Stupid, Stupid Rain
Pottymouth proposes a school district-like snow day contingency plan for MLB rainouts. She nominates Yadier Molina, and Patti picks Cookie Carrasco, as their Roberto C...
#47 - Sometimes a Raccoon Is Just a Raccoon
Pottymouth utters the magic words, “Ohtani Watch” and calls Patti out for telling everyone not to panic about trades last week. Andrew McCutchen shaved and became a Ya...
#46 - Moose on Moose Violence
Patti and the Pottymouth share the joy of Player’s Weekend, from Mike “Moose” Moustakas homering off of Joe “Moose” Musgrove, to the ultra style-y cleats of Adam Jones...
#45 - Just Beer Enough
While Regulation Pottymouth is away, Other Pottymouth pinch hits with tales of the Nationals new bullpen cart, which they don’t deserve, a little love for Marlins requ...
#44 - Dance Cam Edition
Patti and the Pottymouth review the good, the bad, and the ugly of Player’s Weekend nickname choices. Extra credit to Pat Venditte, Paul Fry, and Joey Gallo for puns a...
#43 - Double Header Hangover
Patti & Pottymouth are forced to follow their own fantasy baseball boyfriend rules and bid farewell to Rhys Hoskins, Jonathan Schoop, and Ian Kinsler due to the Trade ...
#42 - Stupid High School Boys
Former MLB players vote for boyfriends on all 30 teams. They call them Heart and Hustle Awards, but they totally use NCiB’s BF criteria. We make a good showing with P...
#41- All-Star Wrap-up and Women In Baseball Week
With Patti on the road, Pottymouth brings in some special guests to help out. Ecuadoran journalist Santiago Estrella talks about growing up playing baseball in New Yor...
#40 - All-Star Week is Hotter Than Hell
It’s All-Star Week and Patti and the Pottymouth have made new friends all over town – including that guy with a base from the Futures game. At Play Ball Park we made s...
#39 - Jumbotron Edition
Pottymouth decamps to NYC (WTF?) yet Patti manages to have her Greatest. Baseball. Weekend. Ever. There were dingers and anthems and jumbotron appearances galore. Pott...
#38 - Naked Players and Shirts On Fire
Patti and the Pottymouth welcome special guest Alfredo Alvarez, of Con Las Bases Llenas, for a Red Sox / Yankees Series smackdown, er, discussion. Alfredo’s story of b...
#37 - Beware Mascots Wielding Wieners
Yadier Molina has legs, but does he have knees? The wiener report includes Hunter Strickland, the Phillie Phanatic and that guy on the Metro with the Machado jersey. T...
#36 - Childish Bambino is SO Our Guy
Pottymouth laments the glory that is her Mariners (formerly Rays) boyfriend, Denard Span because his best work is against her Red Sox. What’s a girl to do? We jump on ...
#35 - Im-Max-ulate Innings
The race is on for the first player to a 20-20 season. Will it be Mike Trout? Mookie Betts? Tim Anderson? Andrew Benintendi? Patti welcomes Jays BF Aledmys Diaz back ...
#34 - Biting At The Chompers
Mookie Betts is back on the DL but never fear, Andrew Benintendi is here! The Detroit Tigers’ season, however, may depend on fowl balls as they pin their hopes on a Ra...
#33 – Scooter, Scooter, Everywhere
Patti and the Pottymouth discuss the healing powers of pee and successfully predict the epic-ness of the Bauer/Cole duel. Ohtani, Trout, yada yada but have you seen th...
#32 - Yankee Love and Jeter Hate
We were touched by the reactions from teams after the tragic shooting at Sante Fe High. Sports help us come together and heal. Robinson Cano gets an 80-game suspensio...
#31 - Pumped-up Pitchers and Pretty Pretty Shoes
This week, updates on Trevor Bauer, Wilson Ramos, Francisco Lindor, Sean Rodriguez, and Scooter Gennett. The Mets make a little league error and the humidor at Chase F...
#30 - Bryce Harper Has Been Freed!
MLB outlaws the use of "any foreign substance" by pitchers but Patti reports on Trevor Bauer's call to allow pine tar and other substances. Listen to find out why! Th...
#29 – Blame It On The Porn Bots
What happens when Pottymouth's father learns she curses for the very first time? Disappointment and confusion, perhaps, but maybe moms can curse vicariously. Player h...
#28 - We Like Fast Boyfriends
This week we review the Twins-Indians series in Puerto Rico, where hometown stars José Berríos, Francisco Lindor, and Eddie Rosario all shone on the island still recov...
#27 – Don't Call My Boyfriend A Mofo. Twice.
Jackie Robinson Day celebration! Wait, is that...Wahoo? With the #42? Seriously, wft? Pottymouth has a word or two for Torey Lovullo after he said some unkind things ...
#26 – Premature Ejection
Chuck Nazty signs for 6 more years at $108-$116 million (the oldest player to get over $100 mil at 32). What are the implications for possibly next year’s free agents ...
#25 - Home Runs and Grand Slams and Steals, Oh My!
The Season has begun and we are so freakin' excited! Pottymouth takes an early lead in the Boyfriend Fantasy League but there's a long way to go yet, so stay tuned. O...
#24 - Special Guest: Mako Oliveras
In our last episode before the season, Patti and Pottymouth spend some time with Max “Mako” Oliveras, who has a 50-year history as a player, coach, and manager working...
#22 - Battle of the Cy Youngs
Youth and age in Major League Baseball: Why can't players 30 and over get multi-year deals? Also this week, Patti & Pottymouth pick their Boyfriend League pitchers. P...
#21 – Juiced Balls Flying!
Shohei Ohtani warms up with the Angels but the Dodgers get the hot tub flu, all in this week's episode! Patti learns that last year's balls were different. Could that ...
#20 – Watchin' The Crotch Cam
We're watching baseball again! Yay for Spring Training! Patti & Pottymouth get a little teary-eyed talking about MLB teams' reactions to the horror at Stoneman Douglas...
#19 – An Adorable Season Two Opener!
Spring Training for the 2018 Major League Baseball Season has begun, and so has Season 2 of No Crying In Baseball! This week Patti & Pottymouth pick their Boston Red ...
