Shake it, Kiké
We've been to a ballpark and you can hear it in our voices. Joe Musgrove finally earns the Padres their first no-hitter, and we learn he, like us, enjoys a nice IPA but also a disturbing amount of chewing gum. Pottymouth appreciates Kiké’s hip swivel, Patti cheers Ian Happ’s blackout rant and it turns out some of our boyfriends are criminals, but not in a bad way.
Our Police Blotter features the Mets walk-off that shouldn’t have been, Grizzly taco tragedy, Bauer’s balls, and Domingo Germán. Justine Siegal gets colleges to commit to women playing baseball, the UniLions bring up a hot prospect, and baseball starts soon in Spain. Hotmess Baseball Mom leads the Fantasy Boyfriend Baseball League this week. We try to rationalize Denizen’s Georgia Avenue Sour and margaritas counting as fruits, and say neener-neener a surprising amount.