The Nats Park streaker, bringing joy to millions, is banned for life. Mickey Calloway is banned a year and a half for sexually harassing at least five women. You see where this is going, don't you? Also, Marcell Ozuna, Loretta's Lounge, classic boyfriends, and lots of hats.
The Nats Park streaker
, bringing joy to millions, deserves a Skittles endorsement, but is banned from ballparks for life, while Mickey Calloway
is out a year and a half for sexually harassing at least five women. Guess where we come down on this? Marcell Ozuna
goes from former NCiB boyfriend to the “Never gonna be a boyfriend” list quickly and definitively. We’d like Loretta’s Lounge
back, please (you can help!
), but we’re happy to see the New Era
local clip-art caps go. That’s not what food looks like.
Pottymouth is in a boyfriend bind (Oh, Franchy)
and proposes an interesting rule bend to get out of it. Patti shares a Tommy Edman
appreciation moment. In classic boyfriend news, Kiké likes to bang
gets in the booth, Pujols ties the Babe, and Patti wants Josh Bell back, bad. And really, Zack Plesac
breaks a thumb “aggressively ripping off a shirt” ?
COVID forces Taiwan to forfeit their Olympic dreams. The eleven team women’s league starts in Puerto Rico on August 9. And we slip in one more go, Bobcats!