All Episodes
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#64 - Redemption
Today’s vocabulary word is “cazatalentos” as MLB scouts visit the Cuba finals for the first time.
#63 - We Warned You, Sabathia
We can’t completely shake our Dominican infielder boyfriend rut, but we add the Dad factor.
#62 - You Throw Like a Girl
Patti and Pottymouth find a soulmate in Cami Kidder, director and producer of the upcoming documentary, “Throw Like a Girl.” Any story that starts in Red Sox fantasy c...
#61 - Pottymouth is a Red Sox Magnet
Are the Diamondbacks and Mariners already tanking on purpose? Why else would Paul Goldschmidt get shipped off to St. Louis? The Nationals say thanks for Patrick Corbin...
#60 - Love Me (non) Tender
Patti and the Pottymouth acknowledge the passing of former Yale Baseball Captain George Herbert Walker Bush, who earns major cred for keeping his college glove oiled a...
#59 - Fly Like An Eagle
Big Sexy Bartolo Colon is pitching with the Eagles, which sounds like a metaphor but really we’re just waiting for him to come back from the Dominican League. Adrian B...
#58 - Our Baseball Boyfriends Are Back
Pottymouth’s wrap-up of the MLB All-Stars series gives her the last opportunity of 2018 to say Zoom Zoom AND Ginger Beard in the same segment (you have to see John Bre...
#57 - Fire up the Hot Stove
Patti and the Pottymouth give the rundown on how their boyfriends ranked in Gold Gloves, Silver Slugger (JD Martinez wins two! In one year! Stupid DH…), Wilson Defensi...
#56 - Big Papi and The Pottymouth Call the World Series
Pottymouth cries actual tears of joy and admiration for her Red Sox and their rookie manager, Alex Cora. Patti curls up under the stress blanket. It’s the great baseba...
#55 - 2018 World Series Update v.1
Patti and the Pottymouth check in with a bonus show on the first World Series travel day. The Boston Ballet rates Andrew Benintendi’s Game 2 grand jeté a 9 out of 10, ...
#54 - Manny Machado will Never Be Our Boyfriend
We are all in for Craig Counsell and Christian Yelich throwing shade at Manny Machado who will NEVER be our boyfriend. Alex Cora is all in for Craig Kimbrel despite th...
#53 - Postseason Strategery
Patti and the Pottymouth bring the strategery this week. Patti explains how lefty/righty matchups and situational pitching are key to the Brewers strategy against the ...
#52 - Pot is Legal and We Like Purple
Patti and the Pottymouth run the remaining postseason contenders through the boyfriend filter, judging the pros and cons of each team, the quality of their postseason ...
#51 - Joe DiMaggio was Damn Good Looking
Jay Sharman of La Vida Baseball stops by for a chat. We send our best wishes to Met’s captain David Wright. Miguel Andújar ties that dreamy DiMaggio for most doubles b...
#50 - All the Best Seats Ever
Patti and the Pottymouth sit in the greatest ballpark seats of their lives and see the historic and the hilarious. Patti thanks Christian Yelich for allowing her to le...
#49 - Zoom Zoom Asuaje
Patti can’t stop saying “clinch,” and Pottymouth can’t stop saying “Red Sox.” Mookie Betts, Jose Ramirez, and Francisco Lindor all make history with their bats and the...
#48 - Stupid, Stupid Rain
Pottymouth proposes a school district-like snow day contingency plan for MLB rainouts. She nominates Yadier Molina, and Patti picks Cookie Carrasco, as their Roberto C...
#47 - Sometimes a Raccoon Is Just a Raccoon
Pottymouth utters the magic words, “Ohtani Watch” and calls Patti out for telling everyone not to panic about trades last week. Andrew McCutchen shaved and became a Ya...
#46 - Moose on Moose Violence
Patti and the Pottymouth share the joy of Player’s Weekend, from Mike “Moose” Moustakas homering off of Joe “Moose” Musgrove, to the ultra style-y cleats of Adam Jones...
#45 - Just Beer Enough
While Regulation Pottymouth is away, Other Pottymouth pinch hits with tales of the Nationals new bullpen cart, which they don’t deserve, a little love for Marlins requ...
#44 - Dance Cam Edition
Patti and the Pottymouth review the good, the bad, and the ugly of Player’s Weekend nickname choices. Extra credit to Pat Venditte, Paul Fry, and Joey Gallo for puns a...
#43 - Double Header Hangover
Patti & Pottymouth are forced to follow their own fantasy baseball boyfriend rules and bid farewell to Rhys Hoskins, Jonathan Schoop, and Ian Kinsler due to the Trade ...
#42 - Stupid High School Boys
Former MLB players vote for boyfriends on all 30 teams. They call them Heart and Hustle Awards, but they totally use NCiB’s BF criteria. We make a good showing with P...
#41- All-Star Wrap-up and Women In Baseball Week
With Patti on the road, Pottymouth brings in some special guests to help out. Ecuadoran journalist Santiago Estrella talks about growing up playing baseball in New Yor...
#40 - All-Star Week is Hotter Than Hell
It’s All-Star Week and Patti and the Pottymouth have made new friends all over town – including that guy with a base from the Futures game. At Play Ball Park we made s...
#39 - Jumbotron Edition
Pottymouth decamps to NYC (WTF?) yet Patti manages to have her Greatest. Baseball. Weekend. Ever. There were dingers and anthems and jumbotron appearances galore. Pott...
#38 - Naked Players and Shirts On Fire
Patti and the Pottymouth welcome special guest Alfredo Alvarez, of Con Las Bases Llenas, for a Red Sox / Yankees Series smackdown, er, discussion. Alfredo’s story of b...
#37 - Beware Mascots Wielding Wieners
Yadier Molina has legs, but does he have knees? The wiener report includes Hunter Strickland, the Phillie Phanatic and that guy on the Metro with the Machado jersey. T...
#36 - Childish Bambino is SO Our Guy
Pottymouth laments the glory that is her Mariners (formerly Rays) boyfriend, Denard Span because his best work is against her Red Sox. What’s a girl to do? We jump on ...
#35 - Im-Max-ulate Innings
The race is on for the first player to a 20-20 season. Will it be Mike Trout? Mookie Betts? Tim Anderson? Andrew Benintendi? Patti welcomes Jays BF Aledmys Diaz back ...
