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All-stars and A**holes with Plake and the Pottymouth

Patti is off on vacation, so guest host extraordinaire Blake Kraus fills in and takes on the role of the rant for the team. There’s plenty to rant about in the Police Blotter segment with (CW/TW) Trevor Bauer, plus an update on dick-pic sender Jared Porter.

In the Name of Civil Disobedience, Drop Your Pants

The first week of enforcement of the sticky stuff rule resulted in dropping of pants and threats to do so. Pottymouth glows from Dustin Pedroia night at Fenway. Patti contemplates the effect of qHAR on media coverage of multi-homer games.

Sticky Business

Hot young boyfriends hitting bombs, a sticky situation we could have dealt with So Much Better, a brawl with an outrageously high qHAR, and a minor league housing crisis. All this, plus cocktails in baseball-shaped glasses.

Pride Month: Because of Being Kissing

Get the rundown on MLB Pride events, donations, swag, and atonement. We want dancing with our spinny things, love a first homerun, give a huge WTF to Anthony Rizzo, and have a new favorite Judge (sorry, Aaron). We say "air fried kale" and "sticky substances" too close together. Ep 191.

A House Divided

Pottymouth allows a Yankee fan into her home, and Patti test drives "I just hope both teams have fun." We catch you up on Olympic baseball, foreign substances, pitchers taking balls to the head, dog whistles, and 1200 options for the Cleveland team name.

Naked Guy Appreciation

The Nats Park streaker, bringing joy to millions, is banned for life. Mickey Calloway is banned a year and a half for sexually harassing at least five women. You see where this is going, don't you? Also, Marcell Ozuna, Loretta's Lounge, classic boyfriends, and lots of hats.

We Want to Retire Like CC Sabathia

You know it’s serious when Tony La Russa and his unwritten rules aren’t the worst thing in our Police Blotter. Hello, Felipe Vazquez. The Mariners provide a vaccination object lesson. Da Wink hears MVP chants, Miggy gets closer to 500, and there are so many Andersons.

"You meet a girl who plays baseball, and you're meeting a bada*s"

Meet the founder of DC Girls Baseball and four tenacious, focused, fearless young ballplayers who change the world every day by playing on their high school teams despite being told they should be playing softball instead, working twice as hard to play a game they love, and traveling hundreds of miles if that’s what it takes to find their team.

Feudalism and Bad Faith

The Astros bring us “feudalism” as our vocabulary lesson, the LPBRC looks the other way with Roberto Alomar, and both the player’s union and officials from the City of Oakland call the commissioner’s office on operating in bad faith. And still our biggest rant involves cross-training with high school softball in North Carolina and, yes, suspect rules about hair. Ep 187 5/18

Baseball Moms, Albert Pujols, and a Ratcoon

We moms who love baseball celebrate Mothers’ Day with actual Baseball Moms, Stephanie and Diana, of the Moms and Baseball podcast. We bond over words to live by, good snacks, the Akron Rubber Ducks, and Tim’s mom. Also, a rant about Pujols, a story about a Ratcoon, and vaccine bribery (in a good way). Ep 186.

It's Sports Bras or Nothing

The British Baseball Federation clearly does not involve women in the development of their women's league. The Diamondbacks and the Rizzo-Freeman Bromance bring the fun, and Roberto Alomar brings the heartbreak. We say "topless," "Honkbal," and "I agree with Joe Girardi."

Arugula, Coffee, and Righteous Indignation

Join us as we celebrate AS*HAT Day, discuss the food choices of ballplayers, and try to make “crepuscular” a baseball word.

Hair Above Replacement

Your vaccinated co-hosts record in the same room for the first time in over a year! Pottymouth proposes “Hair Above Replacement” as a new NCiB stat that needs to be quantified, and sending Yasiel Puig to Mexico like Patti's first car. We've got Tortuga-like heaters, COVID karma, and the Teddy, Tim, and Brock show.

Shake it, Kiké

We've been to a ballpark and you can hear it in our voices. Joe Musgrove finally earns the Padres their first no-hitter, and we learn he, like us, enjoys a nice IPA but also a disturbing amount of chewing gum. Pottymouth appreciates Kiké’s hip swivel, Patti cheers Ian Happ’s blackout rant and it turns out some of our boyfriends are criminals, but not in a bad way.

That All Star Game Thing was Us, Right?

Opening weekend brought us highlights and heartbreaks we didn't see coming, including unprecedented agreement with Rob Manfred and a return to 2020. We've got a PSA on probable cause, deep appreciation for all things Nick Castellanos, a no-no in the CPBL, a pinch-drummer, and the Fantasy Boyfriend Baseball League kick-off.

HOPEning Day!

We always look forward to Opening Day, but it just feels different this time. We are moving in the right direction -- it’s HOPEning Day. But don’t worry, we also have rants. And mezcal. MLB needs to yank the ASG from Atlanta to make them pay for voter suppression. We've got our starting lineups, rock-solid predictions, hall monitors, and a new monkey.

Don’t Hit Your Brother: It’s Pitcher Day

Patti and the Pottymouth select their 2021 pitching squads, profiling the Padres and Cleveland teams. We turn a drug bust into a labor issue. We put the Mad in March Madness, say scrunchie way too much, Pottymouth gets a tiny bit vulgar, and Patti sings Soft Cell.

At Least There’s No Tailgating

We've got Opening Day superspreaders in the works, and a whole minor league laboratory of new rule experiments. We make our last boyfriend picks of the season, from the Rays and the Dodgers. And of course rainbows, scales of justice, steaks, and school picture day.

Bat Flips, Puns, and Gerrymandering

We focus on swagger, utility, puns, and great food for this week's boyfriend picks for the As and Padres. In COVID news we have good numbers, bad decisions, and E-Rod and his recovering heart are back. Cheers to women in baseball at the University of Rochester, and all of Puerto Rico. Plus Lou Gehrig Day, the police blotter, and breakfast baseball approaches. ep 177 3/9/2021

Like Chess, but for Sports

The return of spring training means the return of our grooming segment, featuring Francisco Lindor, all the feels, thanks to Trey Mancini, and great confusion as to the rules. Kevin Mather says too many things out loud. Twins and Atlanta boyfriends, and the police blotter goes international.

Patti Gets an Omar Vizquel Do-Over

Pitchers and catchers reported last week so we’re back with the COVID numbers, the Blue Jays staying south of their border, and baby steps to fans in the stands. NCiB poster boy Fernando Tatis, Jr. is a Padre for life, and forces us to do complicated math. All this plus a Police Blotter, Cleveland and Cubs Boyfriends, and we drink more than Joe Buck.

Goofy But Never Abrasive

Patti and the Pottymouth celebrate Valentine's Day with MLB's updated harassment policies and health protocols, White Sox and Cardinals boyfriends, animal documentaries, pro-tips about vaccines, Big Sexy, and a terrible rendition of "Wild Thing." We are all about the romance.

Finding Jesus in Miami

Our Marlins boyfriends have us talking way more Jesus than usual, and we celebrate our once a year say nice things about the Yankees day. Oh, Mickey (Calloway). We ponder paintball possibilities for Trevor Bauer, and wish Sean Doolittle well. The Caribbean Series concludes properly and the NWHL concludes disappointingly.

We Need a Snow Day

What does it mean that there are no new HoF inductees? We celebrate Sarah Goodrum making history, Blue Jays and Reds boyfriends, and the Caribbean Series. All this plus women are less jerky and ARod is like cilantro.

Make Atlanta Hammers Happen

Now is the time, Atlanta. Honor Hank Aaron and eliminate your problematic baseball team name in one fell swoop. Hammerin’ Hank deserves it. We've got a serious teaching moment about why asking women is crucial, Astros and Brewers boyfriends, and Silver Branch beer in Wicked Weed barware. Ep 171, 1/26/21

Never Fear, the Bunker has Sports

Never fear, dear listeners, our bunker is six miles from the military lockdown in place to protect a peaceful transfer of power, and we have sports. And beer. Mariners and Giants boyfriends, political contributions, playoff time in Winter Ball, and VallyCats scorned round it out this week.

“At Least They Have the Browns”

Cleveland fans mourn the loss of Francisco Lindor and Cookie Carrasco, as the Mets made the hottest of hot stove moves last week. Love is in the air, and not just for our Royals and Phillies boyfriends. We've got dreadlocks, bobbleheads, and an attempt to compare the Browns-Steelers game to the CPBL. Ep 169 1/12/2021

Damn, Bianca

The Red Sox hire Bianca Smith, the first Black woman coach in MLB, who could not be more impressive. We may have to come up with a new boyfriend category. San Diego is stacking aces, we’re picking Mets and Angels boyfriends, and Pottymouth is never gonna see that $10.

In Which Patti Breaks a Boyfriend Rule

In a purely mercenary move, Patti goes Mike Trout-ish with her Orioles boyfriend, whereas Pottymouth sticks to hair, vegetables and kryptonite. Plus Nationals boyfriends, good luck to Howie, and the still-missing Manny.

Games Seven, Attorneys General, and Hunters Renfroe/w?

Too little, too late, yet ultimately good decisions about the Negro Leagues and also Cleveland Baseball. We've got generous, hard-hitting, and dare we say it, "adorable" boyfriends from the Red Sox and Rockies. Please give all of your money to Reinas Baseball. Manny gets lost down under, and Omar continues to bring the heartbreak.

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